The Spinning Universe

by John Cryan – November 22, 2022

God was a southpaw when Hre threw out that first superchaonic pitch. Hris dexterous move with the hand sinister led to an initially ‘perfect’ Right-Handed Universe that spun just this side of infinitely fast on a near-perfect axis like a perfect SuperEarth with virtually no wobble or tilt. But the Left Hand of God would soon make its presence felt, as chaonic shedding (energy loss) regressively began to kick in.

That Singularity Chaon’s splintering into only God knows how many copies is popularly called the Big Bang. But it was not an explosion, or outward, nearly straight-line shattering. It was a centripetal, first zero-, then one-, then two-, then finally three-dimensional, rapidly expanding polar spirosphere, powered by complex, compound-compositing, variably curving, extrachaonic (once released) force vectors. Spiral motions compounded into helices compounded into super-helices. Multi-curved forms so complex, and continuously metamorphosing, that no supercomputer could ever model them.

As a result of this Creative Form, not only are there no straight lines in the Universe, there are no totally (=perfectly) straight force vectors either, only curved ones. And these ‘curly’ vectors are all variably curved; i.e., their angle of curvature continuously varies in spacetime as their energy depletes.

When the surcharge of Curly Bang energy (yes, its remnants dictate there are no totally straight-haired people on Earth either, among many, many other curly things – actually, all other things are curly) dissipated enough as the Initial Universal Expansion slowed, and things cooled down some, chaon binding began. Before that, the repulsive Curly Bang energy kept the chaons apart, though they were desperately reaching for each other, spinning gyroscopically aligned on their almost perfect axes at almost infinite speeds, drawing off all that excess propulsive energy of Curly Bang Creation.

For the duration of the initial expansion, all the chaons, and their early bound-chaonic particles and formations (none of which persist today), were tightly aligned in right-handed orientation. There were no left-handed antiparticles. Mirror symmetries, the only symmetries, were relatively few and under- developed. Paradox was absent or hidden; most universal and local interacting continua had yet to form, never mind later compound-composite into continua within continua within continua, etc. The early Universe was a far simpler, though vastly more energetic, place than the one we live in now.

As Entropy, or the Left Hand of Darkness, made its increasing presence slowly manifest, the Universe became more imperfectly diverse. From its perfect moment of Creation, Universal Spin began to slow and wobble, more and more, heralding its long breakdown and descent from axial to point-based rotation. The early expansion slowed and cooled. Antiparticles appeared. The Dark Ages had begun.

In that increasingly imperfect environment, new continua were born and expanded, entangling with other new nested continua to build a New Universe. A Universe of Light. Along with them came new bound particles, new Oppositions, and new Paradoxes, proliferating wildly as gas clouds birthed stars, stars exploded and birthed planets, and bigger stars exploded and released the black holes of rebirth.

We were born into that New Universe, in its older age. By the time we came along, bisymmetricalities had long become trisymmetricalities, etc., and exploded into the multitudinous Forms of continuous Order the likes of which the Universe had never seen, and never will again in its advancing decline.

But also, Paradox now reigned. Chaos had a firm foothold everywhere. The inflating but thinning soccer ball of Matter and Energy of originally Divine origin now could rotate in any direction. Order, personified by Beauty, would have to fight Imperfection’s Long Defeat just to keep the Light burning.